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To not any shit from anybody, if they wanna mess then you mess,
To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real
Johnny: "i dunno if i wanna do this, there are people in there"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"
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When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.
Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.
When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.
John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.
After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
the truth, honestly or forreal
person 1: that girl right there bomb! but she got sumthin.
person 2: real talk?
person 3: real choppers.
real shit or no bull shit just a new way to agree on something
(friend 1): them gdk niggas (friend 2) : real spiel them niggas pussy