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the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit

Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!

by Dewbz September 23, 2014


The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023


Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023


Clash royale x bow players

stupidmotherfuckers will deffend every fucking push with tesla and skellytons. stupidist fagg0t deck you can use. fuck hog 2.6 xbow is the new n!gga in town. fuck me, fuck you and fuck every xbow player cuz when that shit gets a lock they will just spell cycle or wait till overtime.

clash royale x bow players=fagg0ts

by ihateniggAS75678 December 19, 2023


Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024


Bounce Royale

The best game ever made. It can be found on Scratch if you search "Bounce Royale"
Nobody dislikes this game.
It is perfection.
GOTY 2020.

Have you heard about Bounce Royale?
Of course! I have 15,000 hours on Bounce Royale, the best game in existence!

by thelizard876 February 28, 2024


Royal Punjab

A service fit for kings: a sexual act in which one uses their "poon" to do the job.

Bring my courtesan for I am in need of a Royal Punjab!

- The King

by mctit May 24, 2023