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The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.
alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.
When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents
Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.
When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.
She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.
I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.
When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.
Becky was riding the cotton pony, not even getting a Rusty Bracelet will stop me from hitting it.