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When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents
Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.
When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.
She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.
I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.
When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
getting a rim job while snorting a line of coke
i filmed her giving me a rusty icicle
Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
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The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.