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A feeling of failure (or depression) after tragic events.
Kyle: my mom died
Brandon: oof, Sad Life
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When your boyfriend tells you something that is mildly upsetting but not completely upsetting. You can get a bit sad-ed. The action of becoming sad.
"I'm sad-ed that my cup of orange juice spilled into my cup of milk, it coagulated and my boyfriend just laughed"
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When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.
My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.
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The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?
Friend: Not so good, man...
You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?
Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.
You: HAHAHA!
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When you're always sad.
Always gloomy, and down.
I'm sad therefore I'm sad-is-tic , no I'm not a sadist.
Timmy is always sad, therefore he is sad-is-tic.
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a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.
Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.
Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
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After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.
That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.
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