When you are getting a blowjob and pooping of the back of a boat at the same time.
He was giving me a salty anchor and it was so explosive in more than one way.
A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back
In football: heading ball three times then volleying
Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!
A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.
Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries
A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.
Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.
When a couple of old dogs get horny and start fucking.
Daddy, why is spike on princess? Honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .
When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.
Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.