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when a guy sticks his dick up a girls vagina
bro we just made a pp sandwich
A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.
The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
When you watch the first half of a movie, stop it to watch a different movie, and then finish the first movie you started
Had a sick movie sandwich last night. Was in the middle of watching bad boys 2 when my bro Josh called me up to watch the Bourne identity. I still had to finish bad boys 2 after though.
A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.
Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.
A delicious sandwich likely due to increase ones risk of heart attack due to an extreme amount of grease, ranch, bbq sauce, or other dankness. It is generally sloppy, reserved for both open and closet fatties.
Bill "Yo, that looks like a really slutty sandwich"
Ted "Word, i think I'm gonna need to take a nap after this"
Bill "you are such a fatty"
When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.