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When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass
Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys
A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!
When two drunk people attempt to make out at a bar, or any common place. Much like eating the same pastrami sandwich it does not work out.
Girl 1: oh geez, looks like Becky is sloshed again.
Girl 2: best go get her before she tries pastrami sandwiching that dude
1.when you put your head between a girls boobs and yell boobie sandwich
2. a dumb ass person
omg Tyson totally gave me a boobie sandwich
shut up tiana your such a boobie sandwich
Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.
(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.
Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.
A white male, asian male and black male all having sexual intercourse.
"Oh Kacper that neapolitan sandwich was great last night!"
"Indeed it was Sonny."