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A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it.
anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't stand them.
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When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
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When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!
Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"
Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...
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A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short
Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
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thats what she sayed while having sex
Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge
Voice 2: THats what she sayed
Voice 1:Haha i love that joke
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What you say when you don't know what to say, and can't be bothered to say what you think.
You: What does "Je ne sais quoi" mean?
Me: .........Well...... Je ne sais quoi.
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What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.
Dude one: What does Mickey say?
Dude two: 11:30
Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.
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