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Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010


meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020


Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 05, 2019


Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023


warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.

This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.

by hipsterhip November 19, 2019


Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta February 24, 2016


passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.

Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

by August 03, 2024