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The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.
"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
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The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.
I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.
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The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.
A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.
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A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.
Ear wax shaming example
Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!
Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!
When a man (or in rare cases, a woman) has to get the plunger when guests are over or serving as a guest. Usually preceeded by a hard to make decision of whether to pinch a loaf or not.
I totally had to do a manly walk of shame when I used the sit n' shit at my girlfriend's parent's place. I'm not sure if they approve of me anymore.
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A statement that writes off any responsibility that society would place on the speaker for a certain act, lifestyle or appearance.
Chris: Hey-why you wearin joggin pants to the club, man? We sposed to be high-steppin tonight! And you look like u haven't shaved or showered in 3 days!! Dude!
De'angelo: Hey, mahn. Aint no shame in my game! I'm ghetto fabulous, yo, u aint heard. Man, shut that mess up b4 i smack it up. Shooo...aint no shame in my game-i'm fo real doe.
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