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a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
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The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.
Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!
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Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.
That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.
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The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.
Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
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When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.
Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.
Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!
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The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.
The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.
The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
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When two WLW (women liking women) obviously like each other but both parties refuse to do anything about it.
“i have a crush on her and she does on me, too!”
“so ask her out”
“no”
“STOP DOING THE LESBIAN FLIRTING SHUFFLE”
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