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Using a condom while poppin the pussy.
Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.
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Musical term referring to the sound produced by the escaping of air caused by repeated extraction and insertion of a well lubricated penis into and out of a male's rectum. See also: skin flute
"do any of you play any instruments?"
"Mork and I have been know to jam out together on the skin flute and baritone slide-whistle"
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Mud slide for peace is a global effort to extinguish bigotry, racism, and general ignorance. Using a mud slide constructed with thousands of male (and a few female exceptions) around all of the southern states in the U.S. The entire circle will fuck non-stop. People from the south fearing gay behavior (and their own latent sexual tendinces) will go no where near the boundry of gay men. Lube will be dropped from helicopters, at 100 yard markers. Every 100 yards there will be a man in all blue, wearing a becon on his head to show the helicopter's where to make the drop, and at what time. Eventually, as men die from unending gay sex, the line will move in. After about a month all southern people will be trapped, unable to move because of the gay sex. They will be starved out, or they will give into their own latent fears and join the circle. The iraq war will have no support, the republicans will have been destroyed, and no more blue collar comedy tour movies will be made. The future looks good, and brown.
Jerry: "Hey Herbert, you going to come with me and destroy all the southern people?"
Herbert: "You mean that mud slide for peace thing, with all that gay butt sex?"
Jerry: "Yeah, getting fucked in the ass for a month is still better then one minute of the blue collar comedy tour."
Herbert: "Hey your right! Sign me up!"
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You should be a prostitute. It means you’re hot and probably good at sex.
Greg: Dude, look at Amanda. She’s so hot.
Fred: Hey Amanda, you should slide!
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To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.
Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.
Why?
Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.
Thats fucked up dude!
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Beat his ass...put my hands on a mother fucker
I'm gonna slide his ass.
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When someone incessantly shows pictures or memes on their cell phone.
Justin came in to the bar last night and slide show raped me with pictures kittens and guns.
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