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Smurf

A guy with blue balls

like, OMG Britney, I had sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 19, 2018


Smurf

A guy with blue balls

Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 19, 2018


Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.

Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!

by Vicky-T14 February 3, 2011


smurf

A drug usually mushrooms

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die

by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018


SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.

A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!

by buttercup451 May 16, 2022


smurf

a real nigga

“You know Smurf ?” “Yea , he a real nigga .”

by blrrdd January 9, 2022


Smurf

Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.

Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.

by Anchordenny's April 6, 2011