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laughing sock

A certain person who seems to be laughing histarically non-stop at a certain object or at someone.

She seemed to be a laughing sock when he sat on her cookie, smudging the chocolate chip on his pants.

by Hinateh March 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck socks

This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.

"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garbage Sock

(1) Clothing article used by the male gender on his genitalia whilst in a tanning bed to prevent an uncomfortable sunburn. (2) Term for condom

"Susie wanted to engage in intercourse with David last night but he didn't have a garbage sock, so they had to raw dog it."

"If you're wondering why I'm lying on the couch naked its because I forgot my garbage sock when I went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments."

by Kevin Y April 7, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


sock fetish

a sock fetish is a fetish where you get off on girls socks(color,the smell) as most people would have a foot fetish

dude 1: you have a weird fetish you know

dude 2: i know i hate having a sock fetish

stocking sock foot

by the dude with hair March 13, 2009

65๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

by Danielle Williams December 7, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!

Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!

by yeahimokwut March 1, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž