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Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

by nickacorn July 8, 2015


ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e August 27, 2015


Crane Stain

n. the stain left by the combination of shit, jizz, and period blood.

Bro I had sex with this chick last night and afterwards i woke up i saw a big crane stain on my sheets.

by Xemoran August 29, 2015


Jit Stain

Cum Stain

Bro, why would you bang my girl? You're such a Jit Stain....

by The Cliff Banger October 8, 2021

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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024


piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022


Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R July 1, 2022