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An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?
Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
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A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.
Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.
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Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.
Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"
Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D
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Picking Jacob Black(werewolf) over Edward Cullen(vampire)! From Twilight Series
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A fucking awesome fucker who is good in the bedroom and is a true gentlemen
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THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE FUCKING WORLD SAPNAP AND Q YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS
Karl Jacobs your so handsome don't pay attention to the haters:)
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karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.
karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.
he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!
believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.
karl jacobs: “meow”
everyone: yes.
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