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a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
The action of taking Xanax on the day of Sunday in order to get "saucy." The goal is not to get fucked up, but instead to mellow out and relax in preparation for the oncoming week.
"Hey Dan, wanna go to the game tonight?"
"I can't. It's Saucy Sunday, so I can't really be seen in public."
Every Sunday , you MUST send a booty pic , can also be traded for grey tracksuit or muscle pics
Yo bro did u know it’s saucy Sunday
Every Sunday , you MUST send a booty pic , can also be traded for grey tracksuit or muscle pics
Yo bro did u know it’s saucy Sunday
When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
You're friend who you talk to all day on Sundays, and no one else. they are irreplacable. the only time you can have a different sunday buddy is when they are not home or if they die. And there are rules to Sunday Buddies:
1: You have to know them
2: You have to get along with them
3: It has to be someone no one would think of.
4: Has to be able to talk about something all the time (no awkward moments)
5: has to have a brain that works the same way as you, but uses it differently
"hey dude, wanna be my Sunday Buddy"
"sorry I already have one, you can be my backup one if you want"
The night when you start you homework.
"I only have to write a 800 word essay, I can do it Sunday night".