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n. The uncontrollable swelling mid-section of aging mothers. The legs usually remain in the same proportion to the mother's teenage figure, just the stomach seems to expand. Most commonly seen in women thirty and older.
Besides the mom belly, your mother is pretty smokin'.
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A basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. She typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. Surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. Drives a minivan or SUV that's a "unique" color like blue or green. Eats a lot of sushi and says things like "I can't even" and "but... why?"
Did you hear Suzanna is having a tupperware party? She's such a suburban mom.
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a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.
your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!
bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!
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A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.
"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)
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The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.
-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!
-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!
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A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.
Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's
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A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy
I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom
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