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A test to see if a guy and a girl are more than just friends. You hang out with them, and if you feel like a third wheel, there is something more going on.
-"Are John and Ashley dating?"
-"They claim to be 'just friends,' but I ran the third wheel test and it came out positive"
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The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.
Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
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Would you stake your life on the reliability of your results? A test of collected data such that the person who collected the data believes so strongly in the validity of the data that they would stake their life on the accuracy of the data.
"I'm sure this rope is strong enough."
"Does your data pass the Elle woods test?"
The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
When you get tied down by Hot Asian Chicks (or HAC), stripped of your clothing and sprinkled with their cooking, which may or may not in fact be delicious.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...
The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.
We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.
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