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simplynailogicals cat menchie. also famous for Menchie gang.
A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.
Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.
Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
1)Someone frightened by almost everything 2)Someone who shys away from facing their fears
'I happen to be a scaredy-cat'
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The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
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1) cat water is what you call someone who’s fucking annoying.
2) pUsSy jUiCe.
“Dude, you’re literally cat water”
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When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.
Dude 2: What did you do?
Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
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