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More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.
I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...
1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.
3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.
Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary
Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly
A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.
When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady
I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma
(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)
Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.
Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?
The complete opposite of kinky; To be plain In sex
Oh my god! Kensleigh is so vanilla!