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When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.
Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.
When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.
Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."