Sade on the beach

A sex position invented by some really fucked up people, where the female is on her period, and the male has crabs, and they go to the beach where the male then lays in a pile of sand as the female periods on his face.

Eric: What did you do last night?
Dylan: Me and Courtney had a Sade on the Beach!
Eric: Thats fuckin sick bro, yet somehow, really attractive.

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long beach

Australian cigarettes most people smoke

"Can i have a Long beach,Kim"
"No"
"COME-OWN..."

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normandy beach

Bunch of rich snobs with their polo shirts,long hair and "surfer" tans, who get whatever they want from their parents, and think they are actually known for their parties...

To Know Normandy Beach look up kinnelon or ktown...

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north beach

North Beach located in San Francisco, CA.

I got my shoes shined by the " 52 inch topless mother of eight " at north beach.
Now that's some shoe shine

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white beach

a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.

Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!

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beach fuzz

peach fuzz on the gooche

jerry-"dude i got some seriose beach fuzz"

tom-"i hate that"

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Snow beach

A icy or snowy shore, especially by the ocean.

John: Wanna go to Antarctica for vacation?
Rob: Why? Wanna go to a snow beach?

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