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Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
A person that thinks they're all that, but they really aren't anything. Actually they are one thing; annoying.
Who the fuck is that? Can't he shut up?
Ah, I see you've met Carlos.
The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.
Carlos is the funny guy of the group, he’s always making jokes even when something bad is happening, and will make fun of people then get tired of it afterwards. Carlos hates seeing his friends being hurt or made fun of, he doesn’t step in because he doesn’t want to get into it.
Carlos is know for being the leader, sometimes an ass and mostly funny, when Carlos wants to say something mean or he knows the will get offended he won’t say it or ask permission if he can say it. A Carlos is a genuinely nice guy and shy around some people he doesn’t know. He won’t talk to people that he thinks he’s not good or funny enough to express anything. Carlos is fun and is Carlos
Carlos is funny hahahahahah
This dude not nice to his friends and bullies them. He doesn’t even have a GF. He’s like that kid that yells “I LIKE TURTLES.”He’s lonely for now. And has to have friends so he won’t be lonely.
Carlos, that dude