1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?
My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.
Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?
When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.
Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time
awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.
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The act of watching Ghost Adventures™ and eating ice cream to escape your problems.
Ashley and Katie had a long day, so they stayed up late last night doing cream adventures