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Diet emo

Essentially a fake emo; wannabe.

Dude, 21 pilots is so diet emo.

by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017


diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021


diet

The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.

I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.

by tumelo December 16, 2022


Diet

Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet

Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet

by Faddy69 December 26, 2018


Diet

It is not my fucking diet bitch, damn! Let it go!

Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024


Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

by QuacksO August 13, 2018


yeeto diet

The diet, or food eating habit, that consists only of “Yeet” and CS:GO

“Hey did you hear about that new diet, the yeeto diet? Swaggersouls LOVES it.

by Jim & Pam June 8, 2019