A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks
Man: oh no I c the duck overlord
Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?
Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
Dodging A Creep hitting on you!
" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
An aggressive snatch.
I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.
1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"
An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?