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Dylan is the hottest guy at school, smart, athletic, and tall. He has scholarship and plays in the top volleyball team. If you know a Dylan Nguyen or have met one, keep him! If you've lost him, that really sucks for you because you missed out on an amazing opportunity for a great bestie and maybe boyfriend. He will forgive you a million times, but will only trust you once. He also believes in an eye for an eye, meaning that if you do something to piss him off, you have it bad because he'll come in and destroy you with the savageness he possesses. I guess it sucks to suck when you lost the one and only Dylan Nguyen. Legend also has it that is penis is so big that it caused the big bang. He is also nice to whoever he talks to until he either gets comfortable or doesn't like you. If you talk shit about him behind his back, just know that he doesn't do the same to you so shut up.
Girl: OMG, is that Dylan Nguyen?
Boy: Yeah, that's the coolest kid in school.
Girl: He's sooooo hot, everyone wishes they dated him
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a really bad siger who cannot sing to save his life. and who the guy i like is obessed with .
Look the guy that is really cute is wearing a black bob dylan shirt.
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Okay i did Not mean that Bob Dylan was cute! I repeat did Not think he is cute I saw the wrong picture.With that said, he still cannot sing and is the worst singer to ever walk the earth (besides vanilla ice)
That Bob dylan cannot sing hes hurting my ears!
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A pioneer of folk rock (in its electric sense), and most importantly that fusion, but who is only considered a pioneer by those who don't particularly want to look at what else was going on in the world of music. Awful, awful voice: could be viewed as a soulful voice by his defenders, but even many of his most well-meaning fans will admit that his gravelly, difficult voice isn't his strength.
They say his strength is his songwriting. But, as examples, they pull up stuff like "Like A Rolling Stone" and "Mr. Tambourine Man" and "Subterranean Homesick Alien" BUT!
1) Repetitive, dull chord progression. Don't rhyme at all. It'd be OK if what he said made sense. It doesn't. Don't go whinging saying that "it makes sense to the responder, it talks to me, waa waa I was breastfed til I was 17". Most of what Dylan wrote was stream of consciousness or old-fashioned storytelling that, if S o C, is just his thoughts, and honestly, who cares? If old-fashioned storytelling, then he's failed because noone has any idea what the hell he's on about. Quite a story.
2) DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Mr. Tambourine Man? "In the jingle-jangle morning"? This is not the lyrics of a genius. I'm sorry. What is then, you ask?
Well, maybe, hell, "Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, when the flames rose to her Roman Nose and her walkman started to melt". Funny, anachronistic. Jingle-jangle morning? It sounds like something written on a bad Hallmark card.
3) Subterranean Homesick Blues could, could have been brilliant, but instead it comes off as self-indulgent. What the hell? It's just stream-of-consciousness, beat poetry, except without the interest of Ginsberg or Kerouac. Nice ripoff, enjoy your millions.
He's not particularly good at guitar. A prodigy at harmonica, but then again, there are homeless men on the street who are pretty damn good at harmonica too, and they don't get celebrated as genius.
The myth of Bob Dylan has been propogated by ageing hippies who pass on this values system of "sticking it to the man!", and use stuff like "Hurricane" as examples of this. He is a figurehead for a movement of assertive peace and political awareness, which is why he has found a consistent fan base (i.e. because we're politically screwed, and have been for the last 40 years). The queen is a figurehead too. Let's celebrate her genius. Nevermind she can't sing, her lyrics are deliberately obscure and she can't play guitar.
You can find kids with four Bob Dylan songs on their iPods, scoffing at their friends who like Blink 182 or Good Charlotte, even though if questioned they wouldn't have a clue about Bob Dylan. Why? It's what Dylan represents. Fight the mainstream.
I respect his political opinions and how he has crystallised that youthful, almost naive optimism of the 60's, but Bob Dylan? I never trust a man with two first names.
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To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.
Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."
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