You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

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Eagle hit

When you cheat on your girl with someone who is much lower than your main girl.

You hear Chad eagle hit on his home girl. You seem that other girl, that was a deep dive.

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

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scoring eagle

A plan/code for guys getting laid

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

eagle kisses

Eagle kisses: is when your laying down on your bed but naked with your cheeks spread, while the fan blows eagle kisses on your cock and taters.

I’m so hot I need me some eagle kisses.