A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister
A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.
When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"
Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)
“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.
The bit in between Christmas and New years Day
Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.
"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."