Grape Stomper

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.

I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.

Spicy grape

A drink that is a mix of a grape flavor: (Kool-aid, Grape juice, Gatorade) with a sprite. Specifically McDonalds Spicy sprite

Mix some of that grape kool aid with the sprite I got from McDonalds, lmk if it tastes like spicy grape.

Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

squishy grape

A person that no one likes

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

Graping

When someone gaped your asshole and dips their testical in your asshole

Johnny loved graping his boyfriend