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a mythical beast from jersey, about 4 foot tall and eats small animals.
dude i think snooki is the jersey devil!!!
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The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.
i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?
new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!
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Person: Let's go to New Jersey.
other person: why would we ever do that?
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A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.
"No man go in those waters; no man come out"
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A girl from anywhere in the state of New Jersey, or the close surrounding areas. Quite often mistakenly equated to trash (of the white or Italian variety), but unlike Jersey Girls, trash get's picked up. A synonym for Guidette.
Vitto: What the heck is wrong with her?
Tony: She's a Jersey Girl.
Vitto: Oh, then we'd best steer clear.
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An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.
PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.
PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."
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A state that has some nice area's such as Princeton, however it also is the spawning ground for bad accents and poor drivers(Leonia to the Jersey Shore). Although New Jersey might think they are the leaders of the Tri-state, the fact is they are no more then a shadow being cast from the greatest city and one of the three best states on earth (New York, Florida and California). Without New York New Jersey would cease to have any relevance in this country what so ever. New Jersey Pails in Comparison to it's big brother New York, regardless of how it may defend it self.
New Jersey boasts some celebs but the fact NY has about 10 fold or more.
New Jersey has high end area's such Princeton and other nice venues. New York has all of Long Island, Weschester and the exclusive Bay/harbor areas of Long Islands Elite.
New Jersey has cities such as Newark and Atlantic City for entertainment. New York has the Epicenter of the cultural world, New York City.
New Jersey has it's infamous Jersey shore while New York has it's Elite Hamptons.
People who travel to the United States to visit do not come to see New Jersey, they come to see the Big Apple or the NYC.
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