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When you want to smoke some weed with spin (cannabis rolled with tobacco) but you’re too lazy or already stoned so you just smoke a cigarette intermittently with a joint, or smoke them both in your mouth at the same time like a boss
Dude 1: Bro I wanna smoke a joint with some spin but I’m too lazy... cos I’m baaaaked as bro”
Dude 2: “bro just do a lazy spin...”
Dude 1: “thanks bro!”
Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.
You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
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Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.
Lazy Salamander is the shit
The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
I plan to lazy susan that bitch
Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"