muddy river bridge

The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint

I just finished jogging and my muddy river bridge is all sweaty.

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A Pittsburgh Three River

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

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River James Park

A human male, one of the Teletubbies.

Intellectual, at least 3%
Sexiness, at the highest -100%

River James Park

Today i went and had some tubby custard. I spilt it all over the floor so my nu nu cleaned it all up. I tell you he is good at sucking.

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Russian River Shotgun

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

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Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

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river horse

someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.

Yo Ryan watched Amber fuck in the Lehigh, he was in the fuckin water what a river horse. -T.C.

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cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again

the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...

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