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Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck
Truth or dare
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OK whose the sexiest person ever
Shrek
a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏
shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae
Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world
Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have
Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit
Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!