Two for Tuesdays

Popeye's two piece specials offered on Tuesdays. It used to be two pieces of chicken (leg and thigh) for 99 cents, but it now cost $1.29. Always draws a large crowd.

Tony: I'm hungry af
Shaun: I only have $4, but we can hit up that Two for Tuesdays
Tony: Thanks man, I got you next time

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Two Floors

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit up two floors tonight, i got a bag of googs

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Two of Diamonds

"she got the two-of diamonds"

"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"

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two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

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Army of Two

In The MMO action game Lost Saga, an "Army of Two" is a team type that consists of a Grand Templar and an Ice Mage, that results in easy wins, and usually goes for 20 CW in Faction Battle. It is known as the "fad" for MMO's of 2011, and
the official easy way to win.

Fuck man, looks like our winning streak is over, we've got an army of two on our hands.

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dub twos

twenty two inch wheels on a car, also refered to as rims

"Check out my new dub twos homie gee dog."

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two in the poo

A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.

I wanted to marry Cassie, so I gave her a two in the poo.
Two in the poo is the way we do.

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