Canine whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.

Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.

Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:

Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.

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whip

A crunk cell phone carried by ganstas like myself.

Hey, fella! Bring me my whip so I can call my ho.

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Lizard Whip

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip

While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.

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whipping kittys

Doing multiple dounuts in your vehicle

Last night Toad was whipping kittys in the Mustang while giving his girlfriend the shocker in the passenger seat.

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sugar whipped

When someone tells you youare a horrible in a nice way

She sugar whipped me when I turned my work in and she did not want to be mean about the things that were wrong with it so she said your work is really good but we mite... need to make like one edit she was thinking in her head more like the whole thing needed to be re written.

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whipped bitch

a girl that has been "trained". most likely a girl with no self confidence, and lets her man boss her around like a bitch.

Guy: I'm horny. Suck my dick, yeah?

Girl: I'm not in the mood right now. No.

Guy: Shut up and suck my dick, bitch.

Girl: FUCK YOU! I'M NO WHIPPED BITCH!

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Sister whipped

When someone is hit by a nun with a bible or yard stick for swearing at church/school. Also applies to when one's biological sister whips him/her with a long object.

Person 1: God***n it!

Nun: (Slaps person 1 in the face with bible)

Person 1:Dude I got sister whipped at home
Person 2: LOL

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