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"I Smoked Some Yellow Rock and I Had To Call Outta Work The Next Day."
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Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.
I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.
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when wearing a condom during sex, you piss in your condom and insert your "yellow submarine" into the females vagina
"Dude, i gave that chick from the club the yellow submarine last night man."
"Stan, you fat wizzard, thats sick! I'll have to try it sometime."
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n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.
HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!
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(v) - To slack or refuse to do something. To be lazy and "forget" to do something.
(n) - To be a slacker or someone who refuses to do anything.
Teacher: Would you hand in the homework please?
Student: Homework? Eh, I yellow dogged it last night and didn't do it.
Kid 1: Hey, you wanna come outside?
Kid 2: No way, it's like cold out.. and I'm tired...
Kid 1: Man, you are such a yellow dog! Do something for once!
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Someone who lets their past failures and/or past pains prevent them from doing something for fear of getting hurt or other unpleasantness. An act of cowardice that is derived from past failures or shortcomings. Or anyone who has let failure prevent them from trying at least one more time
Combination of "An elephant never forgets." and "Yellow bellied coward."
James is acting like a yellow elephant for not asking that girl out just because he just got dumped.
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