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A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
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A professional bro. Someone who is too dope for words.It takes many years and experience to become a "Pro-Bro". A pro-bro can treat the ladies right, is always in style, can beast it up at any sport, is tight with every clique/everybody, and still manages to get sweet grades and turns out successful in life no matter what. A guy that does what he wants, and not what others say.
(Bro system listed below)
Level 1- Brethren
Level 2- Brother
Level 3- Bro
Level 4- Brah
Level 5- Broseidon
Level 6- Broham
Level 7- Broseph
Level 8- Brah
Level 9- Broski
Level 10- * Pro-Bro *
Brah- "Woah man, at Ashley's party last night I saw AJ with the hottest chick alive. Blonde, Tan, Nice chest, tall, gorgeous eyes. Perfect dime."
Broham- "That's because he ranks level 10, aka a Pro-bro, in the bro system."
Brah- "Oh...that's true Broham. 2 more levels till I become a Pro Bro."
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bro talk is a chat among friends at a social event that involves very important information, some examples include:
Where someone plans to spend the night
Where more brew is at
How someone is getting home
What someone is doing for the rest of the day
Which babes are lookin fine or not
How gay someone is being
How to get invited over to someones house that you're not invited to
And in general pretty much anything
an example of bro talk:
Bro 1: DUde she is lookin finnne tonight.
Bro 2: dude tap it.
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A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
The vital principle or animating force within living bros. It's the ambient brotherly attitude that lends towards high fives, smokin bowls, beer and touchdowns. Bro Spirit is a male on male non-gay level of affection and togetherness
As Andrew had explained before, His father's generation didn't possess the bro spirit that we see today amoungst young men.
A bro-over is experienced whenever you and your bros have a crazy late night, full of not-drinking, not-smoking, and not-having sex, because you are too sXe for that sort of thing.
Yo man, why you so tired?" "I'm suffering from a hardcore Bro-Over" "Oh, the booze got ya?""Dude, XstraightedgeX for life.
bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."