It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.
“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”
When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .
I just turned that nigger into a dolphin
A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.
"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2
PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)
Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-
Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.
a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.
God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.
(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.
(2) A word for the acronym STD
Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!