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1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
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The lesser-known and actually more accurate name for McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Focus groups revealed people were less likely to eat the donkey meat unless they called it chicken.
Gimme a #4 Donkey McNutSacks value meal with Coke to drink .... And sweet n' sour sauce.
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noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
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maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.
man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.
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The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.
Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief
If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.
(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).
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Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
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the ass area of a person's body. often used in the phrase "we molly whopped their donkey business"
we just molly whopped the other team's donkey business in football 56-0
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