cake eater

Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.

Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.

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Melon Eater

Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one

Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle

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weed-eater

A vegetarian. Can be hippies.

Bob does not like meat! What a weed-eater!

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cake eater

a 1920's word used by college or college bound students to decribe a lower class young urban person.

There was a lot of cake eaters at the dance. They were generally better dancers than the collegiates.

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Pill Eater

Somebody who takes ecstasy regulary

Stu: 'Shay mate do you wanna get pilled up tonight?'
Shay: 'Your such a fucking pill eater Stu, wanna go pick up now?'

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Platypus Eater

Hideo Kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series. Features a new operative with the codename of Naked Platypus. Fights a group Psycho Soldiers in Brazil named ELM(egg-laying mammals), which includes Echidna, Hedge hog, and Anteater. Infiltrates the base at Iguassu Falls, Argentina, and destroys the latest Metal Gear: Metal Gear Monotreme.

"Dude!!! I was totally kicking ass in Platypus Eater!!!"

"Yeah, and the CQQ is totes wet!!!"

"CQQ?"

"Close Quarters Quacking, of course!!!"

"Awesome!!!!"

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Crayon eater

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)

*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."

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