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When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.
My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.
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"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"
"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"
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After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those
Leland: What? No you don't
Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro
Leland: Your not ganna win!
Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
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A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water
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Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.
John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
“Polybius’s law” states that if a YouTube comment section has at least 5k comments, there will always be an argument.
Because internet.
(Law Created by Polybius_223_YT on the YouYube Comment Section of an Alan Becker video. The "reacting to captions" video. You can go there to find the source in it's purest form. No that is not me by the way, I'm just spreading it.)
"Ah shit! There's another argument.."
"It's Polybius’s law, Of course there'd be an argument"
A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.
Lapras' Law
"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"
"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"
"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"
"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"
"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"