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Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.
I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?
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It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.
Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.
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The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.
Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.
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severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
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A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.
"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!
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Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.
Best enjoyed with a cool beer.
Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.
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