chode road

When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"

Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...

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road bowl

The act of simultaneously smoking marijuana, blasting music, and driving on remote roads. This is usually a group activity.

A good time to road bowl is when you get off a stressful day at work, and go and pick up some friends. One of them happens to have some marijuana, the other one has a pipe. So you drive up some old logging road, turn on the music loud, light up and pass to the left.

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road-vag

To receive (or give) oral sex to a female while operating a motorized vehicle

After she did me I returned Liz the favor by giving her road-vag.

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Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually down with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

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painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

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oka road

An Acoustic Alternative Rock band from the Bay Area

Oka Road Rocks!!

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Snowy Road.

A term for someone who is doing cocaine.

(Ex. 1) Man, He sure is down a long Snowy Road.

(Ex. 2) Dr. Rockso says goodbye to his cocaine addiction and writes a song about it. " I tilt my hat and say goodnight to the lovely lady dressed in white. A smooth white princess in the night. Oh you know it makes me so sad, Partying with my albino friend. But all good things, they must come to an end. Goodbye snowy road. The tears they make me so sad. You know I can not take it no more."

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