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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012


Fuckass Computer

A name for Emils bitch ass computer.

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it

by 4372912938 April 26, 2021


teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandrashine November 10, 2021


Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.

Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.

by YES69201234 November 1, 2023


Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut

What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.

by Seattlespy June 1, 2022


computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 16, 2017


subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.

subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.

by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022