(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.
The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.
"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."
Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.
"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."
To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"
Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
A bitch on a trail who wants your snap
The trail bitch wants your snap
The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.
John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?
Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail