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twist the whistle

Smoking "crack"and/or "meth" ..methamphetamine from a glass pipe. While working as a firefighter/paramedic I asked a patient if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol? He replied I "twisted the whistle" a few times today. I replied with... "twist the whistle"? He further replied... yeah you know smoke crack! "Twist the whistle, twist-ed, twist-ing".

I got my hands on some blue, do you want to "twist the whistle"?

by firedik December 24, 2016


Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010


twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019


Moral Boost-Twist

when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.

John gave me a moral boost-twist

by Bogh-Daddy August 13, 2020


Kcinvar Twist

ragingly twisting your balls whilst a toothless prostitute (who may or may not be a nugget) licks your bum out with maximum efficiency. this is all done while hanging upside down in gimp suit at the oldest night club in the city.

Kanye West: I am in love with the Kcinvar Twist, and I'm a genius.

by Ravithegreat123! July 9, 2022


handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion

Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night

by Alan Shaft August 13, 2024


So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.

Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."

by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 14, 2019