When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.
Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.
Damn you just got Uber Boonked
The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.
Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch
A male relative who's married to the internet.
Dude is your unkle an Uber Unkle, because all he does is sit by his computer all day long?
Uber service for hauling goods from store to residence. I.e. lumber, large tv's, appliances, etc...
Person bought goods there not capable of hauling in their vehicle. Uber haul provides hauling service to haul large goods.