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When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
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Fuity Thong Wearing Vampire is another name for rapper Playboi Carti
"Damn that Fuity Thong Wearing Vampire still hasnt droppped the album"